Illegal to post footage of earth from space?

According to SpaceX, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration recently told the company to apply for a license for its cameras equipped to the rocket. A federal law passed in 1992 requires commercial spacecraft taking images or video of Earth to have this license, but it’s an unusual demand considering SpaceX and other private space companies have already streamed footage of Earth from orbit a number of times before. Plus, the NOAA is typically preoccupied with studying the climate rather than monitoring commercial satellites. So what gives? One theory is that SpaceX’s high-profile launch of “Starman” in CEO Elon Musk’s Tesla this February could have caught the NOAA’s eye.

You know… I can’t help but wonder. Could it be in the slightest, a possibility that stricter regulation of such footage may be a result of discrepancies between everyone out there posting footage?

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You know, like the footage shown above that suggests one entire half of the earth contains zero land. Or…

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What about this above footage that shows one entire half of the earth containing zero water? It could just be ignorant ol’ me, but I tend to side with the possibility that these discrepancies are beginning to become a little bit of a problem for the one percent.

Got’a lay down them regulations… you know.

2 Peter 3:5 – For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water.

Who are we kidding, right? I’m ignorant.

According to actual “live commercial footage“,  the following is a closer representation of what our planet actually looks like.

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The one percent better start regulating who can share footage if they intend to keep the long standing status quo alive.

China’s First Space Station Is Dying

Well, it’s official. This junk is legit. But, don’t take my word for it. CNN covered it for us. Regardless of what they had to say I want to point out just a few simple little things.

Number one: they lost contact with this thing in 2016

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And yet, magically… just one day before it is supposed to crash they lock on to it with such precision that they capture its re-entry on camera?

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Number two: the graphics are so good, it has to be real.

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The graphics are so good, they didn’t even bother adding solar panels to this thing. It’s pretty much the most majestic thing I’ve ever seen.

Number three: climate change – global warming advocates need not apply.

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Rocket Launches Damage Ozone Layer, Study Says. Plumes from rocket launches could be the world’s next worrisome emissions, according to a new study that says solid-fuel rockets damage the ozone layer, allowing more harmful solar rays to reach Earth.

Now, when I was a kid the ozone layer was a pretty heavy topic. It was a big factor in the “climate debate“.

With that said, I have a questions regarding this third thing. Why aren’t any of these radical eco-friendly protesters attacking NASA, ESA, or SpaceX? Seems like they would be a relatively large player in the current scheme of things, if you ask me.

Then again, it could just be a scheme.

You’re going to march against Trump, but not against the people that are physically punching holes in the very thing that keeps radiation out?

Seems legit, people. Seems legit.

In conclusion, space is real. I know this because of three things. One, we conveniently find what we can’t find when it’s convenient (if that makes sense). Two, reenactments are very convincing. And three, what Trump inks with a pin is destroying out oxygen… not the giant quarterly hole punch NASA and its sister companies make on the regular.

Whatever… rant over.

Reaching milestones at the shop

Well, the store officially reached 1,000 reviews. Pretty awesome stuff if you ask me. The store has come a long way since it first got started.

Tiangong-1 crashes to earth – April Fools

According to the following USA Today article, the Tiangong-1 is set to crash to earth on April Fools. Sounds like pretty exciting stuff, if you ask me.

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As a matter of fact… here is some of the sweet, sweet pre-roll video footage provided to us directly from that exact same USA Today article. It’s pretty legit.

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With that said, I challenge anyone to show me a real photo of the Tiangong-1 in deep space. All you are going to find is either CGI, cartoons, or miniature models. The thing that I find funniest about it is that none of these illustrations or models seem to show the exact came craft. They are all modified in one way or another.

April Fools… it’s real.

Questionable footage is always unreliable

I was recently talking with a friend of mine that still believes that SpaceX is real, and showed him some questionable footage that was clearly CGI. My friend’s rebuttal to the footage I presented was that it was from an unreliable source. With that, I couldn’t help but go back to SpaceX’s own footage from 2013. You honestly expect me to look at this nonsense and believe that is anything but CGI?

The thing that I find hilarious about this isn’t the fact that the video is blatantly CGI from the horses mouth… but instead the comments you will find. Here are just a few of them.

  • It’s weird how something about the Grasshopper videos seems really CG.  I guess our eyes aren’t used to seeing scifie stuff in real life?
  • Its so amazing that it look fake.
  • Beautiful! What an amazing piece of video! Hats off to SpaceX and the videographer!
  • This is the beginning of history.

And so, to my friend that stepped up and noted that my third part video footage of SpaceX could have been clearly faked, because it was obviously CGI, I call shenanigans. Because, this footage is after all from the horse’s mouth.

But hey, they clearly can’t fake stuff like that, right?

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I’m sorry, but SpaceX was CGI in 2013 and they are still CGI in 2018. It’s just that simple.

 

NASA, ESA, and SpaceX wouldn’t lie, would they?

Matthew 24:24 – For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

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1.) Either this is a green screen in use, or… teleportation is real.

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2.) Either this is a green screen in use, or… this guy turns into a ghost as he rounds the corner.

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3.) Either this is a green screen in use, or… yeah, it’s just a green screen.

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4.) Either this is a green screen in use, or… one entire half of the earth contains zero land.

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5.) Either this is a green screen in use, or… the real world is just starting to look like CGI.

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6.) Either this is a green screen in use, or… he wasn’t taking the separate-layer-hat and setting it to the side.

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7.) Either this is a green screen in use, or… that guy didn’t just grab an invisible harness.

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8.) Either this is a green screen in use, or… giants existed in space in the 1980’s.

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9.) Either this is a green screen in use, or… yeah, I think you get the point.

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10.) Surely though, all of the above are just coincidental. We don’t have the technology to fake stuff like that.

2 Thessalonians 2:9-12 – Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved. And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Falcon Heavy Post Launch Press Conference

Elon Musk – “We didn’t really test any of those materials for space hardened… or whatever, you know. It just has the same seats like a normal car has. It is literally just a normal car in space. Which, I kind of like the absurdity of that. And, if you look closely on the dash board there is a tiny Hot Wheels roadster with a tiny spaceman. We did it, because… like that would be cool, too. It’s kind of silly and fun. I’m trippin’ balls here. I’m trippin’ balls.

Click here to watch the entire post launch conference. The above quote content was pulled from the 41 minute mark.

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Modern cars are made from a variety of materials. The materials chosen depend a lot on their cost, repairability, and durability. Fuel efficiency is just one of many variables on the minds of car designers. The typical family sedan these days is usually made from steel body panels with plastic front and rear fascias. Car exterior parts are today made of complex combinations of materials ranging from metal tailored blanks to sheet molded compounds (SMC) and glass fiber reinforced plastics (GFRP) to hybrid plastics.

The temperature that caused the exterior of that car in London to melt was a whopping 204 degrees Fahrenheit. 

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And so, how is it that this Tesla in space is not melting? It is… after all… “literally just a normal car in space”. The temperature in and beyond the exosphere varies greatly and can range from 0 to over 1,700 degrees Celsius and above. That is more than 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit, people. That steering wheel has rubber on it. Rubber melts at 200 degrees Fahrenheit.

Honestly, I could sit here and point out all of the components of the vehicle and talk about their ability to withstand extreme environments, but instead… I want to point at something else.

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Die-cast Hot Wheels are made from  metal and plastic. The metal commonly used is ZAMAC (or Mazak), which is an alloy of zinc and aluminium. The melting point of Zink is 787 degrees Fahrenheit. While the melting point of aluminum is 1,200 degrees Fahrenheit. As Elon Musk points out in the press conference, there is no atmospheric exclusion, preventing the heat from being diluted prior to making contact with the car and any other objects on or around the car… such as the spaceman, cameras, and even the primarily plastic and zink-alloy toy on the dash.

Now, let’s just set aside the obvious fact that this car should already be falling apart… and consider the even more obvious. I can’t help but ask a few questions.

Why don’t we see more than 6 decades of space debris?

Where are all of the satellites?

Where is the ISS?

Why don’t we ever see the moon?

Where are the stars?

Why does one entire half of the earth at times appear to not contain any land?

When is the ISS going to give us a shot of the car?

Why hasn’t the ISS commented on this at all?

Honestly, I could go on and on… But hey, what do you want to bet… this car is more than likely in fact still sitting inside of this tube, and all they did was turn on the hologram. Because, if that was in fact the shell of the rocket experiencing separation, why didn’t the camera, car, foreground, and or background jolt upon separation? That would have been a pretty hefty jarring… causing the craft to alter it’s motion in space. We should have seen some movement, somewhere. It’s almost as if the background just go “turned on“.

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I don’t know… what do you think?

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Honestly though, I clearly am the ignorant one. Let’s just ask the experts what they think about all of this. I’m sure Elon Musk as a few comments.

Elon Musk – “I think it looks so ridiculous and impossible. You can tell it is real because it looks so fake, honestly. We’d have way better CGI if it was fake. I kind of like the absurdity.”

Lastly, people might roll their eyes at me and ask why this type of stuff even matters. Well, if you go watch the live feed, take a minute and watch the chat room. It is slammed with activity. And, the primary theme that I have seen is that God does not exist, and… smoking pot and taking dumps is awesome!

Degradation, people… degradation.

Why think, when we can let the smart people do our thinking for us. I’m trippin’ balls and my hot pocket is getting cold.

It breaks my heart. Common sense tells us that this is not real.

1 Thessalonians 5:21 – Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.